Sunday 14 March 2010

DEENA SKET CHAPTER 28- THE BLUE EYED BITCH

Me and Sorcha were cotchin in her yard watching The Hills.
It was about 2 oclck, i had slept at her yard- we had gotten back from the party at 4 and we had jus woken up like an hour ago.
"u think i shld start college again in September", i sed.
"its up to you innit," she sed, "whats the point though- like jus get a job and work full time."
"i knw i can do that- but i barely passed gcses- i was lucky to get into Alevels- if i dont start again in september i know ill never start," i sed.

"ah shut up about college deena man," she sed.
"dont talk to me like that," i told her.
she didnt say nuthin and then smiled.
"u got fucked last night init," she sed.
I licked my lips and sed, "best wock in a long time- better than ryan."
"oh shit," she sed, "i did a line up," she started creasin, "five sexy white guys in that guys room- my pum is so sore."


we both started creasin.
"i wanna get wocked out today boy," i sed, "i havent had like bare man in a long time- like since me and ryan started doing tings" i sed.

"he sent me a message on facebook- he's gone to Napa withsome of his boys- theyre shook the feds might question them, i think thats where fumez has gone."

i didnt wanna say anythin but i was so happy- ryan was actin like he was my man- yeah he did stop jesse and faisani from hurtin me but he was weird- not even cos he liked dick and pussy but wasnt bisexual but because he acted weird like he was crazy- just like when Sway thought Akon would help his career.

"i cant deny," sorcha sed, "i dnt like ryan and fumez- theyre wastemen- we can do so much better- i know so manys that can take care of us- i didnt tell u before cos i wasnt sure i cld trust u- but deena- i know some big man- big man that take me to paris on the weekends innit- i used to fuck man who play for England now."

I wanted to bus out laughin so hard, she was talking more shit than wiley does on twitter.
"lets play a game," she sed, "fuck, suck or duck."
I laufed, "go on then."
"alrite," she sed, "ghetts, wiley, aggro."

I burst out laughin, "alright- id fuck ghetts- suck ago and duck wiley."
"why would u duck wiley?".
"he'd get jealous if i came first."

she spat out her ribena and started creasin bare hard,"alright ur turn."
"ok," i sed, "giggs, master shortie or erm....erm....little dee?".
"oh shits thats a hard one," she sed.
"do u want another one?",
"yeah yeah," she sed, "replace master shortie with griminal."
"ok ok," i sed.
"erm id fuck giggs, suck griminal."
"what about little dee?", i sed. then she whispered in my ear what she would do to little dee and then i sed, "he looks like hes got a big one."

me and her watched tv and ordered pizza that i paid for and then we logged into facebook to see the pictures from last night. i had been tagged in 436 photos, there was one where i kissin some guy i didnt evn know, i looked so drunk.
then i thrt of smurkz and the mad shit with that chick claiming to be thatmonique chick- who the fucks fakes being somebody else, someone who dont even look like u.

I went into my facebook messages and saw a message from some guy who had a topless picture of him as his display pic.
the message sed:
saw u at the party last night- here's my digits- bell man if u wanna do a ting.

Me and sorcha laufed so hard, "this guy is bare forward,"
"hes nice tho," i sed, "lemme message him back."
i replied back sayin, "u call me- heres my number."

BOOM BAM. my phone rang off.
"hello," i sed.
"u good deena," he sed. he had a soft voice but it still sounded like he was from road.
"whats ur name," i sed.
"joe,"
"what ends r u from?",
"vauxhall," he sed, "uve got a sexy voice- come see man."
"u come see me," i sed. sorcha nodded and mouthed, "he can come here,"
"yeah come see me," i sed, "im at my girls house, bring one of your boys."
"ah i dnt have any of my boys with me now," he sed.
"o," i sed, "then whats shes going to do whilst me and u do watever."
sorcha giggled.
"she can watch innit,".
he was startin to sound like a waste man,"on second thoughts i sed- lets forget about it- u dnt seem that interested," i sed.
"nah nah i am i am- whay do u say that," he sed.
"bring one of ur boys for my girl innit- dont u have any boys?", i asked.
sorcha burst out laufin.
"dont boy man," he sed.
"im gonna go now- delete my number yeah," i sed. then i put the fone down.
sorcha said, "ur fuckin raw deena,"
"i need a real dick man- like a raw beat," i sed, "this guy wasnt sure of himself- ah i wish ryan was here to fuck me."

"this is a madness," sorcha sed, "two cheung mixraced beanies and we're struggling to find dick,".
"innit," i sed.
"wait," she sed, "i know someone."

she picked up her housephone and dialed a number. she spoke to the person and then sed, "hes comin now with his boys."
"who."
then she smiled and sed, "just go upstairs and get ready- we're going out."

I went into her wardrobe and put on a tight white t-shirt and hight waisted jeggins and then the heels i wore last night, i had lost bare weight on my stomach- it was always flat but it was lookin bare flat today and it made my tits look huge.
I fixed the hair piece and put it straight and then brushed it so it wasnt bait it wsnt all my hair. i did my make up, sprayed on britneys spears curious and then walked downstairs.
when i got down, i saw sorcha lipsin the white bre whose party it was last night and smurkz.
we smiled at each other.
the white guy sed, "my names D innit- this is my boy smurkz."
"we already met," he said, "last night."
D smiled and then touched sorchas pussy.
"we're going nandos yeah for lunch," sorcha told me, "u look nice in my clothes," she purposely sed, what a bitch- jus so the man dem could hear.
we left her house and got into D's fiat punto.
i sat at the back with smurkz.
"u enjoy the party girls," Dee asked.
Smurkz looked at me and i said "yeah- it was good, very good."
Dee laughed as he stopped at a traffic light and sed, "Smurkz never dissapoints,"
We got into nandos and it was pack up.
everyone was clockin us whenwere in there.
i felt like rihanna the way people were watchin me.
i know i looked sexier than sorcha and she cld tell, she was wearin some basic shit- black shorts and a black vest and i was lookin hotter than microwaved pussy.
We got a table upstairs.

smurkz looked so nice, nice black polo shirt, shorts and reeboks with a sexy watch.
i was sittin opposite smurkz and sorcha was sittin opposite dee.
"u look sexy,"smurks sed. i got wet immediately.
i cldnt lie though- dee was hard- he looked like a white theo walcott just with muscle.
we ordered our food and ate for like two hours.
when we were done, smurkz paid for all of us and sed, "u lot come back to our yard."
"u two live together?", i asked.
"yeah in my dads yard- he don't live in endz though- he lives in manchester- we pay rent," dee said.
"oh ok- so he bought the house and u lot live in it," i sed, "shit he must have P,".
dee laufed.
we went back to dees yard and no lie- the first thing me and smurkz did was rushto his room.


He pushed me in his room and locked the door.
I took off all of sorchas clothes and threw them to the floor. my body was so nang and his was- oh shit- i looked at him.
he looked like a mixture of aggro and marvin from jls.
Oh I WANTED his cock- his cock grindin in my pussy like last night.
he grabbed my ass and i wrapped my legs around his waist and slid down onto his cock.
"we barebackin it?," he sed.
"yeah."
I started twistin pon his dick. he put his hand in my hair. oh shit.
my hair piece came out in his hand.
i felt his dick go soft in me as he looked at the hair piece
WHY!
helooked at me and smiled, "girls and weaves man," he sed.
then he kissed me and put his dick in me.
my pussy was so hot and wet, it ate his dick.
"aahahah," i was pantin so hard. he was nibblin at my nipples.
there was a bang at the door, "let her have it mate!", dee shouted.
me and smurks laughed as he had me up against the wall fuckin me.
i kissed his mouth, lickin his tongue, his dick wasnt that big- just 9 inches but it was doin the trick. his body was so on point.
my head bangin against the wall.
"lemme suck u," i sed.
I got down on my knees
i took the top of his dick and sucked it bare slow and then let the dick dissapear in my mouth- i let my tongue stroke underneath his dick as it was throbbin in my mouth. he had clenched his bum and was lettin me all over the dick.
i opened my mouth and the saliva ran down my mouth and onto my tits.
"ur sick," he sed.
my tongue was goin everywhere, i was slobberin all over the dick as i put my hair piece back into the cainrow in the middle of my head.
his cock was tickling the walls of my mouth as i fingered myself, i was so wet, ilicked my own pussy juice and used it to wet up his dick.
he was lovin it.
i needed to show him my special move.
I took the dick in my hand with my left hand and slowly pushed his dick down my throat.
he panted and then started wiping the sweat of his face.
i sucked the dick, back and forth- lickin the tip, sometimes i would suck slow and then sometimes i would suck hard and then i touched his balls- he was ready to cum.
i tookmy tongue and used it to block the cum from cuming out.
he started groann out, the feeling of the cum trapped in his dick was insane and then said, "please deena."
i took my mouth off the dick.
he came all over the room,it flew on the walls- all up on the ceilings, he was shakin so hard- his muslces pulsating.
i swiped the cum off of his dick and then i ate it.
Then i stood up and sed, "find me someone who backs brain as good as that and ill give u 5 bills."
I got dresed and then walked out of the room.
i knocked on the room next door- i cld hear sorcha getting wocked.
then i got a text:
Deena- Its Uncle Jason- grandma wants you to come home for dinner tonight.

I walked back into smurkz room and he was just lyin on the floor.
"ur brain is deep,"
i lay next to him, "how many chicks u fucked."
"90," he said, "no lie."
"ur chattin shit," i sed.
"i swear ive fucked 90 chicks- but i started fuckin late- my first time was when i was 18, that was last summer."
"and uve fucked 90 chicks within less than a year," i sed, "ur lyin."

"i was in napa and i fucked about 30 chicks and then im always at shoobz and so i fucked about 59 or 60 chicks from Uk, me and Dee go manchester every other weekend innit- i fuck bare there."

"i can tell- ur a good beat," i said.
he smiled- oh his teeth! so perfect and white, he touched my pussy.
"ive got a girl," he said.
"i dnt care," i sed, "its not like u want me to be wifey."
he didnt say anythin and then his fone rang.
he answered it and then i heard the person shouting at him, he didnt say nuthn and just put the phone down.
"who was that," i sed.
"some pricks innit- back to me and u,"
"whats ur girl called?".
"Chanel- ill show u a picture," he took out his fone and showed me the picture.
i gasped.
omfg.
omfg.
it was that girl- that girl who was pretending to be monique.
"whats wrong," he sed.
"shes bare pretty," i said-all i cld fink was shit shit shit.

"i wanna dump her tho-," he sed, "shes on some mad shit- roles wiv a few man that im not trying to be involved with."
"like who."
"one of her boyz got sent to pen for trying to sell a little-" then he stopped, "i need to get in the shower," he sed.
he walked out the room.
i was so scared- why was his girl tryna set him up, why did she want me to do it?
Then i got a text from a number i didnt recognise

"look outside."
I was so shook, i got up and looked out of the window and i saw a black car with three man in it and a chick in the drivers seat, Chanel- the bitch who was pretendin to be monique.
my fone rang, i answered it.
"You're involved with him now- meet me at brixton station tommorow- or all four of u are gonna get duppied right now."

"Ok ok," i sed bare shook.


"U fucked with the wrong people Deena- u better hope u dnt piss me off."

31 comments:

  1. OH WOOOOOOOOW!!!! This chapter was heavy!!!

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  2. HARDEST CHAPTER. OH MY GOSH- SMURKZ SOUNDS LIKE HES TOO SEXY BEYOND WORDS!
    AND DEENA- OH SHIT- I HOPE SHE DNT SET HIM UP FOR THE CASH, HE SOUNDS SO SEXY

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  3. DEENA IS IN SHIT NOW- u see how shit worked out for her- she wanted sex and she got it but now shes associated with smurkz, he is SO MUCH BETTER than ryan who i hope never comes back from napa

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  4. wha di backside
    i dnt know how these manz can be comin all ova the walls an cellings an shit
    must be professionals,lol

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  5. sheett ...this chapter goes harrdd!!...wow! more pls ;)

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  6. uve officialy outdone urself, this chapter is the BEST out of ALL the chapters including rochelle and nomi

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  7. ohhh SH1T!, I bet smurkz gav dat girl chanel HIV or a sumthin, considering the amount of girls his fucked, probably bareback tooo!!!dats y chanel wants to set him up...so i guess deena might have HIV!!!

    BADDD chapterrr!!, moooooooooore pls

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  8. HARRRD CHAPTER NO LIE instead of my girl to go to her nans yard and have dinner shes busy doin 3rd degree porn kmt and swear my girl needs a job to pay rent looool x

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  9. OMG... NOT GONA LIE...BESTTTTTT CHAPTER!!!!

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  10. hang onnnnn....so does sorcha know who this chantel girl is and has set up deena? thats what im feelin here!! cuz didnt sorcha give chantel deenas number? im loving this!

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  11. Lool hold tite the hair piece fallin out in his hand! Smurkz sounds like a gd wuk tho haha XD

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  12. Thiss Chapter Camee Hardd!
    Smurkz Sounds Fukin Sexyy!
    More Please x

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  13. nahhhhhh man... shit dis is da best chapter out of the whole thing, but allow leavin me in suspense.... wheres the rest man

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  14. SORCHA is part of this! thats why the chapter is called the blue eyed bitch- but what i want to know is- what link does sorcha have to Chanel oh and smurks- ayayayay- the tings i would do to him- lol, my hearts beating!

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  15. "Just Like when Sway thought Akon wud help his career"..."she was talking more shit than wiley does on twitter" - Loooooooooooooooolouderthanloud
    "i had been tagged in 436 photos, there was one where i kissin some guy i didnt evn know, i looked so drunk." - LOLOUDERTHANEVER...436 Photos??? Loooooooooloud....and as 4 da guy lipsin
    her...PISSED!...TASTING BARE DICK AND PUM! ahahahaha
    "his dick wasnt that big- just 9 inches but it was doin the trick." - LOOOOOOOOOOLOUDER what a bosh!

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  16. BEST CHAPTER, SERIOUS!
    cant wait for the next
    iwas like omg.

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  17. I started twistin pon his dick, my hairpiece came out in his hand...Oh my dayz I couldn't stop bendin at that 1 lmao!

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  18. "i was lookin hotter than microwaved pussy."


    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...You Gimme Jokes!!


    MORE PLEASE..ASAP!!!!!!

    x

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  19. LOOL..hotter than microwaved pussy?!..dats JKES
    I swear whoever writes this story has got an imaginative mind,,keep up the good work and maybe one day this could be made into a mini series on the net!!

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  20. :o :o :o :o

    Next Chapter Please
    Your Coming Hard!
    Keep Doing Your Thing ;)

    I Need To Understand What this Chanel Girl's Game Is !

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  21. this is pure joke!

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  22. I'd Fuck All Dem Manz,, And Hoess. Dey Sound Pengg. If I Was A Man, Boyyy, I Would Let Deeena Give Me Brain ANY DAY

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  23. he put his hand in my hair. oh shit.
    my hair piece came out in his hand. << LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!

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  24. 'i was lookin hotter than microwaved pussy'
    diss line killt me!

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  25. i was lookin hotter than microwaved pussy HA HA HA
    J.K

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  26. SHIT, monique man!!!!! deena keeps on fucking up her life

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  27. Hardest chapter.. Why would Chanel want Deena to do dat den.. ? Confused =]

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  28. bt omgsh dont ryan hav her fb password? he gna b pissed wen he finds out she bn replying to guys inoboxes...lol Hard chapter doe

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  29. LOOOOOOL 'hotter than a microwaved pussy' HAHAH This Story Cracks Me Up, Imagine A Microwaved Pussy LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Keep It Up!

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  30. i swear shs supposed 2 b wid ryan doe looooooooooooooooooooooool im confused

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