Me and grandma were eating some Nigerian jollof that she had brought back from her friend Ethel's house and we were both drinkin Banks beer, Uncle Jason was on the phone.
we were watching Channel 4 waiting for the news to come on and then Kano's advert came on. Granmda kissed her teeth, "Was Tinchy Stryder too busy to put his rass in dis advert and instead we got dis amateur pretending to be a superstar shakin everyone hand as if his first name is Princess and last name is Diane."
I burst out laufin, "how do you know about tinchy stryder?",
she looked at and me laughed, "im home all day and got nothing better to do except watch tv- whats that channel u said u like?".
"Channel Aka," i said.
"yeah yeah i watch dat," she said.
i was feeling so much better being wiv grandma- she was turning me into my friend like the way we were jus cotchin drinkin beer watching channel 4 and the channel 4 news at 7 came on.
"A British 12 year old girl has been rescued by French police after a man posing as her brother was arrested in Paris for drug smuggling- the girl whose name cannot be broadcast for her own safety was kidnapped after an officer unknowingly handed her over to her kidnapper after she was rescued from the East London warehouse fire two years ago which killed a man and three girls, the girl is said to be in a state of shock and police are questioning how the officer who handed the girl over to her kidnapper was allowed to do so without proper authorisation- an independent report by the MET is to be carried out and have sacked the officer who handed the girl over and issued an apology- but many feel it is too little too late as the French authorities still do not know if the girl was to be sold in Europes' underground child sex industry."
Granmda kissed her teeth. "Ah whaddi dicked rass- you see the stupidy! which stupid fuck hands a child over to any random widout checkin who he is- imagine da nastiness dat culdve happened to dis girl."I shook my head.
Uncle Jason walked in, "Aunty- my mum said hello."
Grandma nodded, "she cyarn say hello to me herself?", she asked
Uncle Jason sed, "oh she said she had visitors so she'll call u later."
Grandma looked at me, "theres some saltfish stew and dumpling in the oven if u dont want the jollof."
"Nah me dont like monkey food," he laughed and went to the kitchen.
Grandma was about to jump up and throw somethin at him but i said, "leave him- hes a fool."
When it was 9- grandma had to go to Church for Ladies Meeting and so i was in the kitchen washing up regretting cutting my hair- i was so scared about the baby and oh shit! omfg i drank beer!
I started to have a panic attack and didnt know what to do, Uncle Jason was bathin and i didnt know what i was gonna do- i didnt want that baby but drinkin beer could... wait, i wasnt even sure i was even pregnant tho as in yeah i had missed my period and i was feeling sick but i had to know for sure.
I ran up to grandmas other spare room where i was sleepin in, put on jeans a top and a hoodie- i was starting to hate my hair.
i yelled to Uncle Jason that i was going to the shop.
i walked all the way to Costcutter and found a pregnany test, i picked it up paid for it and ran back home, as i was running i heard some shout, "oi sket come here and suck ma dick hoe." i just ignored them and went into the house, into the bathroom and locked the door.
Uncle Jason had washed the bathroom so nice, but it was so steamy.
I knew how to use the test cos i fort i was pregnant as well last year after i fucked some sexy indian guy at some rave but i wasnt but this time i wasnt sure. i had fucked too many man within three weeks, jesse, all 19 of fumez boys, ryan, corey- i knew it couldnt be faisal or one of his boys or natalies dad cos.. i sighed and sstopped thinkin about it and pissed on the test.
It didnt do anythin- i was so pissed off, i got a freezer bag from downstairs and put the test inside and went to my room, i put the test under the bed.
there was a knock at the door.
"come in,"
Uncle Jason walked in topless- his man boobs didnt really look like man boobs now i was lookin at them, it looked like pecs just with too much fat in the nipple but his stomach was so big.
"You ok?", he said.
I nodded, "im good."
"come watch tv me with me- what do you guys watch here."
"erm," i said, "eastenders."
"oh yeah i heard about that,"
"do u wanna use the computer," i said.
he nodded.
i walked into his room where he was stayin and put it on for him using my pass word.
"the internet works fine," i said and then i left and lay in bed jus thinking. i hated ryan so much and fumez.
when i needed him- he didnt want me, when he promised hed never hurt me. fucking undercover dick sucker- i thrt of what wuld happen to him if people found out that he and all his boys bashed, sucked and lipsed each other theyd get bun.
and then i heard someone screamin, i walked into uncle jasons room.
"oh shit."
there he was, watching some white girl get dp'd by two black guys.
he stood up and had the fattest boner. i looked away.
"dont be shy of my cocky deena- i see u looking."
"fuck off- u fat pervert."
"lets do something together- auntys not here."
"ur my uncle!", i shouted, "get the fuck away."
then he took of his boxer shorts and stood in front of me naked.
i said, "ur sick," and left the room.
i closed my door and locked it.
i lay on the bed and hid under the duvet, he was knockin at the door.
"let me in," he said gently.
i got up and opned the door.
"im sorry," he said.
i nodded, "we cant do this," i said, "ur my uncle."
just as i said that the house phone rang, i ran downstairs to answer it.
"hello grandma,"
"deena- im staying at ethels house tonight she's really sick, i'll call you tommorow ok."
"ok," i said.
i walked upstairs, jason was sitting on my bed,.
"grandmas staying at her friends house."
he nodded.
"im going to bed," i said, "we can forget this ever happend- just dont try that shit agen."
he nodded and went back to his room.
i took off all my clothes, shut the door and got into bed.
whenever i closed my eyes i was the same nightmares- about all the guys i had fucked eating my flesh and Natalie laughin and my dad kissing Sorcha. it was so twisted.
my bed was so cold, i was so scared and my mind went somewhere bad.
i imagined Jasons hands on my pussy and him lickin my neck. i opened my eyes to stop seeing but the imaginary fingers which were fingerin my pussy felt nice.
I got out of my bed naked.
my short hair suddenly felt sexy. i touched my pussy, opend the door and walked into jason's room
"fuck me," i said.
he was bashin in his bed.
"stop bashin and fuck me," i said, "just once,"
he jumped and threw me on the bed.
he stood over me and spread open my legs with his knees, he fingered me and stuck his fingers in my mouth.
"tell me how much u love uncle jason,"
then i got up and tried to leave but he pushed me down.
he kissed me and slowly put his dick in my pussy.
"jason."
i could feel his dick but it wasnt hittin the right spot.
so i pulled his dick out and bent over in front of him, "hit me from the back."
"u gatta nice ass,"
then he put it in.
"fuck."
he started wockin me out,i couldnt help but scream.
"uncle jason good to you."
he was in so deep- i started to lose concsiouness, "please dont stop," i said.
i didnt care about anythin else- i was enjoyin this dick.
"harder harder," i said, "i want to feel it in my chest."
i felt him get bigger in me, he lifted my leg and put it over his thigh.
one bang.
two bang.
three bang.
"SWEET PUSSY."
he turned me over and started banging me missionary, i couldnt look him in the face, he looked like my uncle paul.
i closed my eyes and then i heard him scream, he came and then he spread opened my legs and squeezed my pussy, his cum ran down my leg and onto the bed.
i got out of the bed and ran to my room, jumped into the bed and lay under the duvet and cried.
The next morning- he came into my room and said that his friend was taking him out, i didnt say anythin but i heard him leave.
the house phone rang, i walked downstairs to answer it feeling sick.
"hello."
"deena-".
"natalie."
"deena whereve u been- i was bare worried- i guessed ud be at ur nans yard."
"yeah im here- where r u."
"im at sandra's- my dads girlfriends house- whereve u been- are u ok."
"im fine, we should meet up."
"yeah we have to- Sandra's having abirthday party for herself, come, its tommorow night."
"im not sure."
"come deena- the twins wanna see u, plus my dad asked if i had heard from you."
i didnt say anythin and sed, "ill be there- i have to go now."
"oh shit- i got into Bristol Uni- they want 260 points, u shldve applied to ucas uno."
i said," yeah- its true."
"well im gonna go college now but ill call u tommorow- wait dont u have lessons today."
"Tommorow."i said.
"alright" she said- "i got my english coursework grade- i got a B, what did u get."
"E."
"Oh" she said, "lisen im gonna go now- but ill call u tonite."
"love u."
"bye deena."
i put the phone down and cried, i felt so guilty and walked up the room and took out of the pregancy test.
it had changed.
i looked at it.
I was pregnant.
I was pregnant and the father could have been any of up to 25 guys.
Sunday, 14 February 2010
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First read! Wow thats deep! Who da baby fadda! lol
ReplyDeleteWow, first comment yay!
ReplyDeletewow!
ReplyDeletedamn who is de fadder!
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lol
deenas nan has the BEST oneliners, just when i thrrt she couldnt top the 118 118 par she just had to give Kano a par so wicked i spat out my sunday roast.
and oh yes deena u r stink. how can u sleep with ur own uncle- dutty slut, no wonder u dnt know who the father of ur child is- ud have better to chance finding talent in a Fugitive song.
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ReplyDeleteshe did her uncle aswell:\\
skettttt LOOL
Skeen people read it but don't comment so u probs aren't the first.. Good Chapta ur had sex with ur uncle low dat that's low even for a sket.. Is this true?? Good Chapta next onee :) and Deena if it's true, change ur ways there will be a light at the end of ur tunnel. God Bless x
ReplyDeleteoh shit the girl theyre talkin about in the news is michelle.
ReplyDeleteOMFG. I wonder who's the dad. I hope its Natalie's dad, it'll make the story more intresting, Chapter 16 soooon please.
ReplyDeleteIs this story kinder conected with Rochelle Sket by anychance.
what a slosh...the plot thickens! Forget 'who killed Archie?'... 'Whos d daddy?' loooool
ReplyDeletehow cud she, errr how r u meant to feel sorry fir her wen she keeps on doing such sketty things.
ReplyDeleteYUH DUTTY GYAL!
ReplyDeleteRaah allow banging your unclee lol dass nasssty.
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ohh yeah all the decription makes sense but allow doin shit with ure uncle dats not right at all man wow she dnt like making things easy for herself innit
ReplyDeletexxx
Deena is grimey how can u be fuckin your own uncle! Allow dat incest shit
ReplyDeleteIf dis was in america Deena would need 2 go on Maury 2 find out who her baby daddy is. I feel sorry 4 da baby tho having a dutty sket like Deena 4 a mum
Nah You Dont Sayyy..
ReplyDeleteANYWAYSSS..
This Cant Be True Cos THIS GIRLS IS TOOO FLIPPIN NASTYY...Bangin Your Unlce..Erm Sorry But Dick Cant Be THAT Good..JHEEZE..!!
She Deserves EVERYTHING Shes Got Comin To Her..
Poor Baby.. Gona Have To Deal With a Dutty Mum Like That.. If She Keeps It..She Betta Leave The Country & Raise That Child..
I Hope She Gets Boxed If She Goes To The Twins Birthday.. Bloody Hoe!
"Nah me dont like monkey food," he laughed and went to the kitchen. Fucking rass clat eediot should read a book about slavery and see where him come from!Anywaaays...deena is so durty how u gna fuck ur nasty uncle all this incest shit is making me throw up.o_oCrazy....
ReplyDeletenumber 1 y has my lady still not learnt her lesson. she does desreve everything she gets no childhood can be that bad that u would want to fuck ur uncle or have a blackberry in you.
ReplyDeletenumber 2 it is very unlikly that every man is gna want to fuck her she cant be so nice that her own uncle would want to fuck her that was very unrealistic.
number 3 if her grandma is ment to be black and im tinkin she is about at least 60 that era of black peepz dont chat like that they dont swear constantly or call there child a dutty prostitute even if it was true. so please stop makin the grandma out to be like that she ent white. and stop makin these men sleep with her cuz not all men are like that infact not many men are like that unless they r young, and even then still they dont see a girl and fuck her like that.
but part from tat the story is good i do like the story keep it up im just giving u food for thought.
finally this is gettin more realistic! lol in tha last story how is rochelle gonna fuck 200 man and never get pregnant? swear down she werent on the pill!
ReplyDeleteso many people dont kno how to spell father tut tut tut ijoke lol.
ReplyDeletefrikkin hell man Jasons a total arse
to the person who wanted to give food for thought, you are stupid- men will sleep with anything- why do u think hoes exist, how many hoes do you know look like Tyra Banks. men will fuck anything if given the chance- half of the men injail arent gay but would fuck a backside in a quick minute if they wanted to cum.
ReplyDeleteand who told u old people dont swear, swear words werent invited in the 90s uno- i know bare old people who can cuss to dear stink.
and deena must be so fucking cheung man- i mean for real kim kardashian- IMAGINE A MIXRACE KIM KARDASHIAN who looks like amber rose- im gettin wet jus thinkin about it.
ReplyDeletewho is the father tho- and shit what will happen at the twins birthday party, lool.
i think my advice to anyone who hanst read rochelle shld read it to understand how thick this plot really is, i mean why is it that sandras men always cheat with teenage girls, didnt gavin fuck tripti and then "kill" her and then natalies dad who she plans to marry fucks deena.
i cant wait till the party cos i got a feeling that everythin deena hasdone ton natalie will be exposed, i dont know what to think natalie would orshld do- what wuld u do if someone fucked ur dad AND the guys who raped u.
what asket man- deena u need help- sleeping with your own uncle, ur worse than keisha, rochelle AND nomi put together.
WHOOP WHOOP- i cant wait UNTil the twins party lool- uno the shit will hit the fan if one of those twins finds out that deena fucked their future step dad- u remember how much jke they were in rochelle.
ReplyDeletesandras been thru so much, losin her baby when gavin got sent to jail for "duppying" tripti and then rochelle "dying" and then "dying" for real in the fire and then michelle getting kidnapped.
does anyone if michelles mum is alive- cos i wasntsure if her dutty dad killed her that night
Another message to that ignorant bastard who was givin 'food for thought' who the fuck do you think you are? Racist fuckin prick. About 'she aint white' to my knowledge, old black ladies swear just as much or just as little as white ones do. How the fuck can you judge a whole race like that? Both black and white? Fuckin dickhead stop bein so narrow minded, shallow, ignorant and fuckin racist. Fuckin waste.
ReplyDeleteand to the person who said rochelle never got pregnant- HOW THE FUCK DO U THINK SHE MET SANDRA.
ReplyDeletewhen monique beat her up in Movida's she had the miscarriage and was taken to meet sandra for psychiatric and self esteem help
and yes to the above comment- how the fuck r u gonna say black old people dont swear.
LOOOOOOL THAT HOW YOU KNOW THESE CHAPTERS ARE TOOO GOOOD...
ReplyDeletePEOPLE GETTING ALL EMOTIONAL AND DAT..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooooh this is gettin heated boy i think people need to member that this isnt a true story but shit like this happens and thanks to the person who made me realsie the link between the twins and sandra and natalies dad and gavin etc this is one big famalie tree x keep it coming x
ReplyDeleteDisgusting dutty jeezy! I hope her insides fall out!
ReplyDeleteWOOOOOW SNM
ReplyDeleteGRIM. what a hoe.
ReplyDeleteewwww . YOUR OWN UNCLE ;
ReplyDeleteii wonder hu the father is ?
WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH THIS GIRL... IS SHE DEMENTED OR RETARDED!! GOR MAN!!!
ReplyDeleteshe would probably fuck her father! she is no different from her mom!
ReplyDeleteOh gosh she has FUCKED IT ¬_¬
ReplyDeleteShe is a nasty ass!
ReplyDeleteGirl is a slut man, she fucked her uncle. aaah she cnt even stop herself
ReplyDeletedis granmoda jokeerr
ReplyDeleteshe must be sme nxt losse hoe
ReplyDeleteii am a gurl and would never fuk 25 men includin her friends dad and family mebers she is a descrase to black people e.g jamaicans
OK well I officially think this girl is possessed by the devil for real doe?!?
ReplyDeletealow it man. skets like this one makes caribbeans and ppl in the UK look bad.
ReplyDeletemaury!
ReplyDeletethe only positivie thing i can say is d granmda seems jokes
ReplyDeleteBUT YEA SHE HAS SUTN RONG WIT HA..ALLOW FUCKIN THE UNCLES..lmao yea i agree she possessed real talk smh
RARHTID someone needs to make a new word in urban dictionary for dis chic
ReplyDeleteWow allow it jst bust out orf all dis shit mayne stay blessd
ReplyDeletenxt chapta x
OMFG she is a sket and a half but who da baby daddy this is peak like mother like daughter
ReplyDeletewho is da baby fadda
ReplyDeletemi need 2 kno
I bet this story is reall ;; cus theys bare skets nowadayz xx
ReplyDeleteShe's not even a "sket" PROSTITUTE more like! Well one who don't get paid! I don't understand how she can fuck all these boys eurgh. I'm surprised she don't have H.I.V or something
ReplyDeleteOoooooooo Natalie so KNOWS!!!! Its just a feeling/guess but i aint trusting the way when Deena said "Love u" she rah just said "Bye Deena" back. I dont trust that.
ReplyDeleteerrr she dont even know who the dad could be and she had sex with her UNCLE !
ReplyDeletewow!!
ReplyDelete"Was Tinchy Stryder too busy to put his rass in dis advert and instead we got dis amateur pretending to be a superstar shakin everyone hand as if his first name is Princess and last name is Diane."
ReplyDeleteher granma gives me soo much jokes
lol
did this bitch hav 2 fuck her uncle if she was horny she shud hav jus fingered herslef
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